September 2009
24 posts
He was sat behind me and kept poking my head
Grandpa: its not me… its my hand.
Grandpa to my brother
It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. Smiling is for the weak!
When I asked her if she liked Placebo (the band)
Grandma: You know, the Placebo effect is very real. There are people that can get addicted to chalk pills because they swear it makes them feel better…
On our next vacations
Grandma: I’m so happy to go to the Philippines. Where is it located exactly in Africa ?
Our neighbor is so sexy !
Grandpa: Look, I’m pretty sure he could become a pornstar with his new haircut !
Who is better Superman or The Rock?
Grandpa: “Superman obviously, sure The Rock isn’t real !”
My grandpa was sitting with my hamster on his knee
When I was a boy my family was on a camping trip and my father was hit by a giant hamster, so I think I know what a fucking hamster looks like.
My grandpa to my grandma
So you’re going to say that your car was stollen by an UFO while you were taking your sister to the hospital, and that’s why you are 4h late…
I was talking with my grandpa about economy
You know, most of Ireland’s imports come from overseas.
